Friday, February 26, 2010

OREO. Definition: A confection consisting of a white cream filling sandwiched between two chocolate cookies.

In seminary today we had a class talent show. There was singing, poetry, piano and trombone playing, and many other talents. As a little joke my cousin Travis and I say that we are the only ones excused from the talent show (from Dan in Real Life) because we don't have any show-able talents. Although I'm not sure I am talented at this, I do enjoy cooking. So for my class I made homemade Oreos. They actually turned out pretty good. I made about 60 of them and came home with just 2. Luckily I was able to snag a picture before my brother Thomas gobbled them up.

Just a little more "Oreo" fun for you Oreo lovers!!

Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite
afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.

Your Personality:

1. The whole thing
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with,
exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally
irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.

2. One bite at a time.
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their
Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but
that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and Methodical.
You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very
meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of
being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast
lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.

4. Feverous Nibbles.
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You
always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them.
Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin
would do you good.

5. Dunked.
Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar
coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good
ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You
have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking
things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put
them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your
activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a
compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie.
You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what
you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and
lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But
that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help
- immediately.
10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things,
and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about
the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You
like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just no pleasing
you.

I thought these were pretty funny! Personally, I'm a dunk my Oreo type of person; one of the few times I like milk is with my Oreos.
*Personality results not 100% accurate if you're worried about it :)

2 comments:

Jessica said...

Oh my goodness... thank you so much for the disclaimer at the bottom. I was seriously, honestly worried with my results (#5) so thank you for clarifying that they aren't acurate. :) Your oreos looked SOOO good! You might have to make some for me for my birthday (or anytime sooner *ahem* *cough cough*) ;) PS You ARE talented at cooking! Definitely a show-able talent. :)

Lisa Childs said...

Melissa please tell me you copy and pasted that;) haha I love it:)